Every few months or so, when I'm feeling particularly bored, I fall back on the tried and true pick me up of a horoscope update. This inevitably leads to my spending upwards of 2 hours looking at Chinese horoscopes, numerology charts, tarot readings,compatibility meters and general personality reports from various online sources. Every time they spew the same stuff, but it feeds one's narcissism so well....you're not obsessing over yourself...you're LEARNING. "Oh my goodness" I declare, "They're right! I DO observe the right side of peoples' faces when they're talking to determine their emotions, and I ALSO use my left ear when listening at doors! Man, how do they know this stuff?" I become overwhelmingly tempted to buy my 100 page personality report....I mean, 100 pages of this stuff! Only $39.95 for 100 pages bound book-style, mailed withing 2 weeks!
So, I'll leave you with this:
My strongest point: My curiosity about a variety of interests.
My weak point: Distracting myself from what is most important.
HOW DO THEY DO IT?!?
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2 comments:
you're very quick and witty
mmmmm i love horoscopes. i wish i had unlimited internet time do do that. when we get back and get our little booklets it will be heaven.
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